Regarding an ask I have recently received.

Regarding an ask I have recently received.

Me, upon meeting my Ghost in Destiny:
Me: I’ve had Bagel for 30 seconds
Me: But if anything happens to him I will kill everyone on this planet and then myself
*kicks down the door*
IM BACK AFTER 50 YEARS
Does anyone like? Know a good place to watch Fairy Tail?? Like?? Is it on Hulu????
Teacher in Class 1: ok so this class should be your top priority when it comes to school ok?
Me: cool.
Teachers for Classes 2-7: Same here we should all be TOP PRIORITY haha ok? :)
Me: *sweating* haha cool
Students: *too mentally exhausted to do homework when they get home*
School System: !!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU DIDNT FINSH!!! YOUR HOMEWORK?!?! YOU SLACKER!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO SUCCEED!!! BY PUTTING YOUR MENTAL HEALTH FIRST!!!! UNREALISTIC!!!
Old man on TV: *starts crying*
Me: *heart absolutely shattering as I ugly sob* WHY
Watching Doctor Who always makes me gOSH darn SAD
Me: oh man I haven’t watched Fairy Tail in a long time…
My dash: FAIRY!!!! TAIL!!!! IS!!!! HERE!!!!
Me: OH MAN I WANNA WATCH FAIRY TAIL